This made me chuckle

[Morgan]

I stole this from the hl2 ep2 forums, enjoy..

Well not really not a response from him, it's an auto response because he'll be out of the office for a week. Had me rolling quite a bit.
Quote:
---------- Original Message ----------
From: Gabe Newell <gaben@valvesoftware.com>
Date: Fri, Feb 12, 2010 at 10:05 PM
Subject: Out of Office: Do you have anything planned ...
To: Sean Pushckor <REDACTED>


I am out of the office starting Feb. 12th (but on email). For general issues, e-mail scott@valvesoftware.com. For marketing or press issues, e-mail lombardi@valvesoftware.com. To complain about HL-2 Ep 3 taking too long, email laidlaw@valvesoftware.com. To complain about L4D2 not taking long enough, email toml@valvesoftware.com. To complain about the crafting/lack of crafting in TF2, email robin@valvesoftware.com To compliment the writers of Valve for creating funny out of office replies, email lazygadabouts@valvesoftware.com. I'll be back in Seattle Feb. 21st.